Too lazy today, doing my re assignment which is due...at 12. So im just gonna do a quick blog, seeing as i havent started it yet...
Song time! My President is Black - Young Jeezy ft Nas
This is one of my favourtie songs, with awesome rhythm and beats, as well as amazing lyrics with the song, and when u sing it, you just cant help feel rebellious =] well not really...this is sung during the elections of the new american prez
enjoy!
Lyrics:
[Intro: Young Jeezy]Yeah, be the realest shit I never wrote
I ain't write this by the way nigga, some real shit right here nigga
This'll be the realest shit you ever quote
Let's go!
[Hook: Young Jeezy}
My president is black, my Lambo's blue
And I'll be goddamned if my rims ain't too
My momma ain't at home, and daddy's still in jail
Tryna make a plate, anybody seen the scale?
My president is black, my Lambo's blue
And I'll be goddamned if my rims ain't too
My money's light green and my Jordans light grey
And they love to see white, now how much you tryna pay?
Let's go!
[Verse 1: Young Jeezy]
Today was a good day, hope I have me a great night
I don't know what you fishin for but catch you a great white
Me, I see great white, heavy as killer whales
I cannot believe this, who knew it came in bails
Who knew what came with jail, who knew what came with prison
Just cause you got opinions, does that make you a politician?
Bush robbed all of us, would that make him a criminal?
And then he cheated in Florida, would that make him a Seminole?
I say and I quote, "We need a miracle"
And I say a miracle cause this shit is hysterical
By my nephews and nieces, I will email Jesus
Tell him forward to Moses and CC Allah
Mr. Soul Survivor, guess that make me a Konvict
Be all that you can be, now don't that sound like some dumb shit
When you die over crude oil as black as my nigga Boo
It's really a Desert Storm, that's word to my nigga Clue
Catch me in Las Vegas, A.R. Arizona
Rep for them real niggas, I'm winnin in California
Winnin in Tennessee, hands down Atlanta
Landslide Alabama, on my way to Sevana
[Hook]
[Verse 2: Young Jeezy]
I said I woke up this morning, headache this big
Pay all these damn bills, feed all these damn kids
Buy all these school shoes, buy all these school clothes
For some strange reason my son addicted to Polos
Love me some spinach dip, I'm addicted to Houston's
And if the numbers is right I take a trip out to Houston
An earthquake out in China, a hurricane in New Orleans
Street Dreams Tour, I showed my ass in New Orleans
Did it for Soulja Slim, brought out B.G.
It's all love Bun, I'm forgivin you Pimp C
You know how the Pimp be, that nigga gon' speak his mind
If he could speak down from heaven he'd tell me stay on my grind
Tell him I'm doin fine, Obama for mankind
We ready for damn change so y'all let the man shine
Stuntin on Martin Luther, feelin just like a king
Guess this is what he meant when he said that he had a dream
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Nas]
Yeah, our history, black history, no president ever did shit for me
Had to hit the streets, had to flip some keys so a nigga won't go broke
Then they put us in jail, now a nigga can't go vote
So I spend doe, all these hoes is trippin
She a ain't a politician, honey's a polotician
My president is black, rolls golden charms
Twenty-two inch rims like Hulk Hogan's arms
When thousands of peoples is riled up to see you
That can arouse ya ego, we got mouths to feed so
Gotta stay true to who you are and where you came from
Cause at the top will be the same place you hang from
No matter how big you can ever be
For whatever fee or publicity, never lose your integrity
For years there's been surprise horses in this stable
Just two albums in, I'm the realest nigga on this label
Mr. Black President, yo Obama for real
They gotta put your face on the five-thousand dollar bill
[Hook]
[Outro: Young Jeezy]
So I'm sittin right here now man
It's June 3rd haha, 2:08 AM
Nigga I won't say win, lose or draw
Man we congratulate you already homie
See I motivate the thugs right
You motivate us homie, that's what it is
This a hands off policy, y'all touch him we ridin nigga
Yeah, first black president, win, lose or draw nigga
Haha, matter of fact, you know what it is man
Shouts out to Jackie Robinson, Booker T, Washington homie
Oh you ain't think I knew that shit?
Sydney portea what dey do?
Haha, my president is black
I'm important too though, my Lambo's blue
I was, I was the first nigga to ride through my hood in a Lamborghini yeah haha
The Youtube ads
Sunday 30 August 2009
sup alll, another rant here today
so, the night before re is due, i started to youtube. this has always caught my attention, and now with a blog! ill share with u my rant on youtube ads
there is this seriously bs ad....here it is
wow, k blogspot got shit picture quality
anywhoo, on the right, u see the ad for "best free web game" and "play" and "ms i got big boobs"
-freeze-
WTF
why the hell is that woman there? is it even related to the game? no effing way, its just there to draw all the seedy kients to play a game with "ms i got big boobs"
okay, now since i created this blog, i have never clicked on the ad (this is no bs =]), so the link goes to the registry form for the game
k, u probably cant read it. anyway it says...
"My Lord
Sign up now! Claim your kingdom! Rule the world!Play unnoticeably from office, school, or home!Make friends among the 1,000,000 Evony players!"
Automatically, i can imagine "ms i got big boobs" seductively trying to get u to play the game.
"ohhh yee, come play my lord"
WTF - this ad is accessible by everyone, so i can just imagine all the little kids, eyes big, trying to sign the form frantically
another thing, its such a load of bs, it just makes me laugh
"Bored at Office/ClassRoom/Home? Play Evony unnoticeably on your browser NOW! "
I mean, this ad is fricken trying to get u to paly games at school! like i need an ad for that...haha, no sorry, lame joke
yeh so anyway, im ranting about this because it is such a load of bs, getting "ms i got big boobs" to sell the ad, when the game is about...building a kingdom. and the most important fact is, its on youtube, and im really sick of it
laters....tt
~Chewyy
Sooooo....
Saturday 29 August 2009
yay! not so depressed anymore. so instead of raging, ill do a rant
this one has been dicussed for a while, remember, im not raging on anybody, its more on the situation =]
it's really frustrating when you having a conversation, then theres this awkwards silence...
thennn, the other person says sooooo........
-freeze here-
WTF
by saying sooooo... this puts you in a really awkwards position....
wtf im i supposed to say? when they say this, they want you to make a new topic for the conversation, as obviously the other topic sucked if the person resorted to soo....
but i rant about this, because the person is not making much of an effort to keep the conversation going, they are putting everything up to you to keep it going
YEH MAN, its pretty annoying
unless you purposely have a sooo.. topic in hand, i think itll come out something like this...
Person A:yeh, so thats how i got this bracelet for $10
Person B: (either goes for) Nice! that's awesome. Then theres a silence. (ill put 2nd option later)
Person A: (after 20 seconds when no one says anything....) soooooo.....
Person B: (with sooo... topic ready in hand comes blurting out) ah yeah, did i tell you about the time i made a spider web out of a glue stick?
Person A: wtf...
yeah obviously did this not work ^.^ - and no this wasnt a real conversation i had
On the other hand, if both commited to the conversation a bit...
Person A:yeh, so thats how i got this bracelet for $10
Person B: Wow!$10, thats soo cool. I got this awesome sock for $5! so cool
Person A: wtf....
K this didnt really work out either....
Well you get what i mean, put a bit more into the conversation, so the person doesnt just say stuff such as "nice" or "cool" and the convo goes awkward....then someone says sooo...., putting the conversation into a more awkward state
It's like by saying sooo.... and the other person cant respond, its their fault that the convo died
AND ANYONE WHO DOES SAY SOOOO... im not raging at you! hahahaha, its just a fact, im not gonna say bad stuff about u if u use this, but u know what i mean? just add more interest into the topic.Dw, ill still like those ppl who say sooo...! =] and im not picking on anyone in particular
laters....tt
~Chewyy
this one has been dicussed for a while, remember, im not raging on anybody, its more on the situation =]
it's really frustrating when you having a conversation, then theres this awkwards silence...
thennn, the other person says sooooo........
-freeze here-
WTF
by saying sooooo... this puts you in a really awkwards position....
wtf im i supposed to say? when they say this, they want you to make a new topic for the conversation, as obviously the other topic sucked if the person resorted to soo....
but i rant about this, because the person is not making much of an effort to keep the conversation going, they are putting everything up to you to keep it going
YEH MAN, its pretty annoying
unless you purposely have a sooo.. topic in hand, i think itll come out something like this...
Person A:yeh, so thats how i got this bracelet for $10
Person B: (either goes for) Nice! that's awesome. Then theres a silence. (ill put 2nd option later)
Person A: (after 20 seconds when no one says anything....) soooooo.....
Person B: (with sooo... topic ready in hand comes blurting out) ah yeah, did i tell you about the time i made a spider web out of a glue stick?
Person A: wtf...
yeah obviously did this not work ^.^ - and no this wasnt a real conversation i had
On the other hand, if both commited to the conversation a bit...
Person A:yeh, so thats how i got this bracelet for $10
Person B: Wow!$10, thats soo cool. I got this awesome sock for $5! so cool
Person A: wtf....
K this didnt really work out either....
Well you get what i mean, put a bit more into the conversation, so the person doesnt just say stuff such as "nice" or "cool" and the convo goes awkward....then someone says sooo...., putting the conversation into a more awkward state
It's like by saying sooo.... and the other person cant respond, its their fault that the convo died
AND ANYONE WHO DOES SAY SOOOO... im not raging at you! hahahaha, its just a fact, im not gonna say bad stuff about u if u use this, but u know what i mean? just add more interest into the topic.Dw, ill still like those ppl who say sooo...! =] and im not picking on anyone in particular
laters....tt
~Chewyy
Parents Rage
Friday 28 August 2009
Yeh, well anyways, yesterday i got raged at for not doing 4 weeks worth of north shore homework, so that was the reason i wrote that massive Asian Parents thing yesterday.
Anways, lectures turned into topics about future and stuff. so now, im gonna tell you what really happened yesterday....
-harp music- (flashback)
I was lying peacefully on my bed, talking to friends on msn, then i hear this "ai yooo"
this "ai yooo" was not one of those you say when u forget something, or hurt yourself.
This one was beyond pain, added with anger and disbelief. Then i hear "Will come out right now! (in chinese)" sighing, i stood up and walked outside to find my mum over my north shore bag... dun dun dun (dramatic music)
So she started yelling at me for not doing four weeks worth of north shore homework, and i could feel a massive lecture coming...so i just said "I told you i didnt want to do north shore...i mean i do the classwork and stuff, but id rather focus on my schoolwork then northshore work...." and walked off into my room and locked the door. Click.
Boom Boom Boom, mum comes charging down the hallway and bangs on my door, telling me to open it. After denying her for like 30 secs, i gave in and ran into my closet, which has a doorknob on both sides, and held the doork against the raging attacks of my mum. After i noticed her tone had gone from "im gonna kill you" to "im so angry, i wanna know why", i came out and tried to talk to her, but then it just turned into a lecture, so i found myself having to defend myself...against all the asian parents bs...
-harp music- (back to present)
Now im on a leash, forced to get A's in all subjects, ace north shore and chinese school and practise piano like crazyyy. And when i mean force , i mean blackmail.
-harp music- (flashback)
After my mum had calmed down n stuff, i did my work, and went to bed. then, my dad comes home at around 12-1am, and woke me up with a slap and started raging and lecturing me...for another half hour. This is what he said... "you're becoming so slack, why should i even send you to churchie. from now on, you study, and nothing else, and if you dont get A's in everything, I'm going to pull you out of churchie and send you to some state school..."
(back to present)
Yeh, some know my time schedule is forced to look sortve like this.
4pm get home
5pm shower, eat some stuff and start piano practise
6pm study/work
7pm dinner
8pm work
9pm work/sleep/read
10pm SLEEP
Beside that, no gaming or going out with friends (cant even before this), I'm allowed 10 minutes rest between each study block....
So yeh, im not going to follow this, this is riduculous, im gonna turn into a fricken nerd as it was taking the little social life i treasured so much...so im definately not going to follow this...
=O and my mum doesnt care if im tired, i mean going to school, work your ass off to do assignments and work, go to basketball training with my mental strength dead, catch the bus home with a shit heavy bag and a laptop (work on it), bus for 1 hour, get home at 7, is not classified as "tiring" for my mum. Then there, its study, dinner, study/piano, and sleep
Now i hope some of the only one person who reads this understands what i go through, and why my life can get really depressing
peace y'all...tt
~Chewyy
Anways, lectures turned into topics about future and stuff. so now, im gonna tell you what really happened yesterday....
-harp music- (flashback)
I was lying peacefully on my bed, talking to friends on msn, then i hear this "ai yooo"
this "ai yooo" was not one of those you say when u forget something, or hurt yourself.
This one was beyond pain, added with anger and disbelief. Then i hear "Will come out right now! (in chinese)" sighing, i stood up and walked outside to find my mum over my north shore bag... dun dun dun (dramatic music)
So she started yelling at me for not doing four weeks worth of north shore homework, and i could feel a massive lecture coming...so i just said "I told you i didnt want to do north shore...i mean i do the classwork and stuff, but id rather focus on my schoolwork then northshore work...." and walked off into my room and locked the door. Click.
Boom Boom Boom, mum comes charging down the hallway and bangs on my door, telling me to open it. After denying her for like 30 secs, i gave in and ran into my closet, which has a doorknob on both sides, and held the doork against the raging attacks of my mum. After i noticed her tone had gone from "im gonna kill you" to "im so angry, i wanna know why", i came out and tried to talk to her, but then it just turned into a lecture, so i found myself having to defend myself...against all the asian parents bs...
-harp music- (back to present)
Now im on a leash, forced to get A's in all subjects, ace north shore and chinese school and practise piano like crazyyy. And when i mean force , i mean blackmail.
-harp music- (flashback)
After my mum had calmed down n stuff, i did my work, and went to bed. then, my dad comes home at around 12-1am, and woke me up with a slap and started raging and lecturing me...for another half hour. This is what he said... "you're becoming so slack, why should i even send you to churchie. from now on, you study, and nothing else, and if you dont get A's in everything, I'm going to pull you out of churchie and send you to some state school..."
(back to present)
Yeh, some know my time schedule is forced to look sortve like this.
4pm get home
5pm shower, eat some stuff and start piano practise
6pm study/work
7pm dinner
8pm work
9pm work/sleep/read
10pm SLEEP
Beside that, no gaming or going out with friends (cant even before this), I'm allowed 10 minutes rest between each study block....
So yeh, im not going to follow this, this is riduculous, im gonna turn into a fricken nerd as it was taking the little social life i treasured so much...so im definately not going to follow this...
=O and my mum doesnt care if im tired, i mean going to school, work your ass off to do assignments and work, go to basketball training with my mental strength dead, catch the bus home with a shit heavy bag and a laptop (work on it), bus for 1 hour, get home at 7, is not classified as "tiring" for my mum. Then there, its study, dinner, study/piano, and sleep
Now i hope some of the only one person who reads this understands what i go through, and why my life can get really depressing
peace y'all...tt
~Chewyy
Asian Parents - Part 1
Thursday 27 August 2009
I know this topic has been raged about for ages...so here, i go into detail on how my mum + dad are like old school asian parents. Plus it looks report formatish as im just doing so much of those, so sorry for the style.
Well, everyone knows old school asian parents are annoying, how they force you to do work, become a (one of the following): Doctor/Medicine (of any sort), Pharmacy, Chemist, Dentist, Politician, Lawyer (of any sort), Solicitor, Buisiness areas, awesome musician that earns lots of money/become famous, awesome architecture, and basically awesome anything so you earn lots of money. I swear, my mum must know everyone single job, and how much it pays, how long you have to do it in uni (for asians, tafe is not an option, its uni or u suck at being a child)
Throughout school, and sometimes in your life, they want you to become a leader, debate or do chess, weekend tutoring or just tutoring in general (from an young age), make you learn your background language (in depth) to "boost" ur op mark when you do it at school, maths c, the SUICIDE COURSE (maths b,c, eng, chem, phys, bio), become prefect, house/school captain, maintain the average level of asians (A) in school work, achieve awesome academic awards and get OP 1, obtain any sort of award (mum raged at me for not getting an "effort award" O.O, beat all the other kids in school, beat them in everything so your the best and never do drugs or join gangs (this is the only one i agree with). Oh and one last point on schooling, my mum is never satisfied with an A, only if i "beat" everyone in the class.
They basically want to control ur whole freakin life, right down to same ethnicity marraige, like somehow you bring dishonour if you marry a diff ethnicity, or simply they wont like them. When they grow old you give them ots of money (because, remember, youve got a good job!), they control which school you should go to, and if you dont make it they look down on you, which university, when you should date, who you should date, when you start a family, when you are allowed to go out with friends (for me...it's like...once a term? during the pupil free days n stuff...I used to go out more, so like 3-4 times in 3-4 weeks, however, i was told that i had become a liu mang (sortve like street gangster in chinese) for going out with friends, socializing and watching a movie, so I'm now stuck to North Shore on Saturdays, Chinese School on Sundays, and that leaves....no time to go out). not allowed to have long hair (associated to liu mang's), cut your hair like 5cm long so you just look weird, no hair colouring, make you play an instrument (usually piano/voilin or orchestra related stuff, NO electric guitars, drums etc), scold you bad because ur grades drop (massive lectures that usually turns into you getting shit OP mark because of dropping grades = no job = you suck), and send you off to tutoring (B+ in english = 1 term suffering in north shore).
I'll end with one more point, however im definately sure i havent covered all of the aspects. They always like to compare you to their friends children, ie. "wei shen me john du de zhen me hao...tan qing tan dao ba ji, ni hai zai tang"...soo "why does john study really well, getting A+'s and stuff, he's even finished grade 8 piano, why havent u finished it, u've already spent 9 months doing it." my respone: "I havent been doing it for 9 months, i was out for 3 month because i had a fricken lump in my chest wall, and you told me not to play piano" OH that brings another point...they are really over protective...i have never "slept over" at someones house for more than 5 times a year, and when you go out the curfew is usually around 5-6.
Ill end it here, i was supposed to do geography, and my mum was watching me, so thank god, she doesnt know english so she thought i was doing geo when i was typing this up.
Oh and just for starters, seeing as this is my first blog since i raged so much tonite, i usually type my thoughts as i go, so some bits may be really REALLY confusing.
peace...tt
~Chewyy
Well, everyone knows old school asian parents are annoying, how they force you to do work, become a (one of the following): Doctor/Medicine (of any sort), Pharmacy, Chemist, Dentist, Politician, Lawyer (of any sort), Solicitor, Buisiness areas, awesome musician that earns lots of money/become famous, awesome architecture, and basically awesome anything so you earn lots of money. I swear, my mum must know everyone single job, and how much it pays, how long you have to do it in uni (for asians, tafe is not an option, its uni or u suck at being a child)
Throughout school, and sometimes in your life, they want you to become a leader, debate or do chess, weekend tutoring or just tutoring in general (from an young age), make you learn your background language (in depth) to "boost" ur op mark when you do it at school, maths c, the SUICIDE COURSE (maths b,c, eng, chem, phys, bio), become prefect, house/school captain, maintain the average level of asians (A) in school work, achieve awesome academic awards and get OP 1, obtain any sort of award (mum raged at me for not getting an "effort award" O.O, beat all the other kids in school, beat them in everything so your the best and never do drugs or join gangs (this is the only one i agree with). Oh and one last point on schooling, my mum is never satisfied with an A, only if i "beat" everyone in the class.
They basically want to control ur whole freakin life, right down to same ethnicity marraige, like somehow you bring dishonour if you marry a diff ethnicity, or simply they wont like them. When they grow old you give them ots of money (because, remember, youve got a good job!), they control which school you should go to, and if you dont make it they look down on you, which university, when you should date, who you should date, when you start a family, when you are allowed to go out with friends (for me...it's like...once a term? during the pupil free days n stuff...I used to go out more, so like 3-4 times in 3-4 weeks, however, i was told that i had become a liu mang (sortve like street gangster in chinese) for going out with friends, socializing and watching a movie, so I'm now stuck to North Shore on Saturdays, Chinese School on Sundays, and that leaves....no time to go out). not allowed to have long hair (associated to liu mang's), cut your hair like 5cm long so you just look weird, no hair colouring, make you play an instrument (usually piano/voilin or orchestra related stuff, NO electric guitars, drums etc), scold you bad because ur grades drop (massive lectures that usually turns into you getting shit OP mark because of dropping grades = no job = you suck), and send you off to tutoring (B+ in english = 1 term suffering in north shore).
I'll end with one more point, however im definately sure i havent covered all of the aspects. They always like to compare you to their friends children, ie. "wei shen me john du de zhen me hao...tan qing tan dao ba ji, ni hai zai tang"...soo "why does john study really well, getting A+'s and stuff, he's even finished grade 8 piano, why havent u finished it, u've already spent 9 months doing it." my respone: "I havent been doing it for 9 months, i was out for 3 month because i had a fricken lump in my chest wall, and you told me not to play piano" OH that brings another point...they are really over protective...i have never "slept over" at someones house for more than 5 times a year, and when you go out the curfew is usually around 5-6.
Ill end it here, i was supposed to do geography, and my mum was watching me, so thank god, she doesnt know english so she thought i was doing geo when i was typing this up.
Oh and just for starters, seeing as this is my first blog since i raged so much tonite, i usually type my thoughts as i go, so some bits may be really REALLY confusing.
peace...tt
~Chewyy
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